Life Slaps

It’s been exactly one year since my family has been in Nashville. This year has been absolutely insane, by far the craziest year of my life. I’m ready to open up about it. Soon after our twins were born, Chelsea (wifey) found out that her company was going to be expanding to Nashville, TN. This…

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Fat Boy Friday (Week 4)

If you follow the blog religiously, you’ll know that I didn’t post a FBF update last week. Truth is, I was really busy and really fat. I didn’t even get on the scale. I knew it would be bad. I didn’t feel the urge to write again based on how bad I was doing. This…

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Bath Poops

Last Wednesday I got my kids the flu shot. For those of you lucky enough to not experience the craziness that happens with kids the day after these cocaine injections, here is a bit of insight. The entire day was bananas. I’ll spare you of most of the details, but I do want to share…

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Detroit Lions Homecoming

As I sit here and watch the talking heads of ESPN discuss Antonio Brown’s trade demands, I had an epiphany. While the Pittsburgh Steelers franchise is self imploding, it’s time for Detroit to take advantage of their misfortune and re-build. With a few simple moves, I will show you how I plan to get our…

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Fat Boy Friday (Week 2)

Now only six weeks out from my personal motivation to get under 200 pounds before our big trip to Milwaukee, there is really no good news to report. Look, I could sit here and blame other people or events on the fact that I didn’t lose any weight this week… and that’s exactly what I’m…

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Fat Boy Friday (Week 1)

The honeymoon stage of new year’s resolutions is over, folks. Big shout out to everyone still sticking to those fake promises you made to yourself on December 31st. For the rest of us, it’s not too late to make a change. And I’m here for you… kinda. I’m actually just here for myself but you…

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Wasted Haircuts

On episode 6 of Bring Dad a Beer, I briefly mentioned the fact that I may never need to get my haircut again. Like ever. At my last haircut, I told my stylist that she is wasting good haircuts on me. She does an amazing job on my mop. Even though it probably came across…

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Who’s Breaking In?

Wake up to the babies crying. Check my phone. Run upstairs and grab the twins. Come back down stairs and start removing large amount of fecal matter from their nether-regions. Look around the house- everything is a mess. This is how 90% of my days start. The first 30 minutes of the day are a…

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The Girls Are Gone: Week Review

If you listened to the pod this week, you’ll know that I was worried about this week. A full week without my wife, Chelsea. I was also without two other support systems, my sisters-in-law, Amy and Courtney. Well the boys hunkered down here on the block and took on this challenge head on. With the…

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The 50% Rule

Tomorrow my wife, Chelsea, is leaving for a week long jamboree at sea with about fifteen other ladies from her family. It is a well deserved cruise, as she is one of the hardest working people I know. To be fair, I don’t get out much so I don’t know that many people but I…

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